Love: Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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Heroesrule99 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:36

Why the hell would you shout that out? Loser

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:49

Even if she DID want your personal number to go out with you, yelling that out isn't the classiest move to make... and probably would have freaked her out a little.

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Jonathan33 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 10:17

he's just like Peter Griffin. he can't control his volume when he gets nervous and/or excited. but yea, he dug his own grave on that one.

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 10:19

Im on Unregistered'es side on this one. The US Navy taught me that its the little things kill you. And indeed a little bit of respect and a smile can literally make someone want to live if not but for one day!!! Sorry OP FYL pal! You'll find someone some day!!! I never could understand why American are so snarky and mean spirited!

LilaBear 1

Sunday 29 November 2009 11:07

Even if she HAD been asking for your personal number, that was a really lame and desperate thing to yell out and probably would have scared her off from ringing you anyway. I realise you'd be excited and I'm not saying you shouldn't be, just control yourself. It was probably highly embarrassing for the girl too.

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:45

But I do agree he could have exercised or in THIS case get some exercise in self control...

blastvortex 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 15:16

Derp. Get real. Anybody with even half an ounce of sense should've been able to figure that out.

Residence_fml 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:47

Yeah.. it's not that bad to be single during the holidays. You should stop obsessing about it before you think that the next time your boss calls to ask you to come to work the next day he actually wants to hump you.

sarcasticbitch 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 18:15

Stupid ******* retards I hate when people say I'm depressed seriously. U are not depressed stupid retard w/o school. U might feel sad etc. not depressed. Go cut your veins, no wonder girls don't wanna date you since you get 'depressed' from such a crap reason. Anyway, I bet u ain't got no game - I assume that since he said that he got so excited about the fact that the girl asked for his number.

Silentknight 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:09

Unregistered, what the Hell is your problem with Autusm? this is the second thread so far in which I have seen you derogatively putting down Autism and now Down's Syndrome as well. I can't speak for the latter, but speaking on behalf of the former, shut the f*** up already.

mi6_fml 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:41

You scare women away because you are depressed, but you are depressed because women don't like you? Start with yourself. Nobody likes a downer and I don't blame 'em.