Love: Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place,...

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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Saturday 30 March 2013 5:08

Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.

littlemonster94 15

Saturday 30 March 2013 5:04

Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy

Comments

MakinMills 12

Saturday 30 March 2013 7:41

Da hell is wrong with em? Lol

farhad_71414 2

Saturday 30 March 2013 8:13

Are u sure his not gay ?

NeinKittenz 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 8:56

Aren't all guys sex craz- *gets shot*

NeinKittenz 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:02

That was a horrible comment, you should be ashamed.

NeinKittenz 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:08

Woah, you just crammed more stupid in that then a stupid can cram into a stupid.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:15

The hell is wrong with your boyfriend?

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:30

He's gay.

NeinKittenz 20

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:36

"And if you look to your left, you see an arrogant asshole!"

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Saturday 30 March 2013 10:03

If you were being sarcastic, you might have wanted to make it a bit more obvious, since people can't read your tone, and certain types of sarcasm don't come out well. If you weren't sarcastic, just because a guy was enjoying a movie and didn't want to be interrupted doesn't mean he's gay.

ChancellorJ 7

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:00

I'd say YDI for interrupting the movie for that instead of making your intentions known from the get go. Maybe it was a good movie. But that's no reason for him to be a dick.