By Calimero0 - 05/12/2017 01:30

Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML
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MadJessTic 29

Welcome to Parenthood! Its crazy, it can definitely suck at times. But in the end, is Totally Worth ALL of it!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Two shots of whiskey should quiet the baby down.

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MadJessTic 29

Welcome to Parenthood! Its crazy, it can definitely suck at times. But in the end, is Totally Worth ALL of it!

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Allie614032 34

Try to nap when your baby does. Just make sure to be nearby or leave on the monitor so you can hear when (s)he wakes again :)

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Lobby_Bee 17

Two shots of whiskey should quiet the baby down.

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exileonmainst 16

Feed the baby to the squirrels and you’ll have your sleep.

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RichardPencil 30

If you fell asleep in the garage, you would have got to sleep at 2 am and you wouldn't hear the baby over the industrial fans.

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RichardPencil 30

Where are all of these children coming from? I’m not even getting laid, yet I’m having offspring!!!!

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manb91uk 22

I bet you REALLY wish your neighbor hadn’t poked those holes in your condom now eh?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

And yet my mother insists I should have one of these terrors for myself. I have yet to hear a compelling reason that can override the horror of stories like this.

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sweetbliss3 37

ahh, the luxury of not having kids. enjoy the screaming. seriously, feel better.

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Seymore Collins 7

It's weird what you have to do when you have kids right? lol

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