I totally just got this horrid mental image.

shut up. just, shut up. @eastsidesoldier

*eyes set on fire and burn inside skull from horrid mental image*

Basically.

31- ......Yes....I'm also grateful for having an efficient means of bodily waste removal.....such an odd, random comment, but in general, I'm thankful for it too. :P But if by some chance you meant "I'm an asshole", then I'm not thankful for that all, the world has enough of those already. Maybe aim your sights a little higher....?

72, I accidentally thumbed you down. Sorry. Add two thumbs for a more accurate tally.

102- Lol, I appreciate the thought, but I'm not really keeping a running score. :) Thanks anyways though!

Than you probably smell like shit. You should get together with "the weird chick." you both smell horrible around down yonder.(;

33- Either that, or you find the greatest/weirdest sex you never knew existed while dressed up in starfleet uniforms, handcuffed to her bed. :p Worst case scenario, of course.

54, best worst case scenario I've seen in a while! How is that newspaper column coming along?

33, as "the weird chick" in most scenarios, I take offense to your comment. While I'm not "normal," I'm certainly approachable and friendly and not batshit crazy. I will never discuss my vaginal odor with you, steal your chips, or invite myself over to your house for dinner. That said, will you be my friend? You can come over to my house! I'm making catfish pizza for dinner. Then we can play Legos and touch eachother.

Only if I can bring my Chinchilla to play too

It's a date! I'll be sure to set out the good china, and put on fresh chonies. When you get here, be vewy, vewy quiet; we're hunting wabbits. And if you wake up the dragon in the front yard, he'll decapitate an entire village, cut open their spleens, and drink their fluids. Then Jesus will be very angry.

95- Lol, haven't got that up and running yet! :D I usually can only write when I'm inspired to say something though, unfortunately. And as of late, due to the influx of unbelievably bad FML comments I've seen of late, my "inspiring, uplifting advice" has been more of "WTF are you talking about?" forehead slapping sessions. :p I prefer the uplifting. :) Thanks for asking. :) And 112- Dragons, legos, Jesus, wabbits and touching? Man, you've covered all the bases here! ;)

@105, no, you dont soundlike the weird chick, and Id love to meet you and play with your legos.

It doesn't say that she knows where the op lives, and even if she did there are many ways she could know that. So I guess that's why nobody has mentioned it.