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By meet Chloe - 19/02/2012 09:15 - Australia

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

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Sunday 19 February 2012 16:06

At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

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Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

Comments

chels1994 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:49

Well it was a nice gesture...try to politely tell her you don't know her that well and you'd like to get to know her a little bit at a time...if that doesn't work, you're on your own

RandomNchic 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:09

Happened to me once and ended up getting stalked ... FYL OP ... F ... Y ... L

enjoymt 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:16

At least she's honest not like other girls

d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:25

Now you know why shes avoided! Serves you right! Nice guys always finish last.

Dirty_Minded_FML 2

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:47

Bone her

MagicallyFat 12

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:54

You know that meme that jets off saying "nothing to do here". That should be you right now

RedCamaro10 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 20:03

Did you ever think that maybe there was a good reason everyone avoided her?

Akharr01 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 20:21

Mhm, give her your collegues address

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 19 February 2012 20:52

i can hear that convo: OP: Hi weird girl: Holy moly my pussy stinks. Here smell my fingers!! OP: O.O weird girl: Ohhhhh bbq chips my favorite (reaches hand into bag with stinky fingers). OP: still has the O.O expression weird girl: I havent had a homecooked meal in ages. Since we're sould mates now, we should eat dinner together tonight. OP: uhhh ummm welll. O.O weird girl: I looked up your address on the work directory. I will be over at 6pm tonight! OP: {wondering wtf just happened}