By meet Chloe - 19/02/2012 09:15 - Australia

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Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
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kooochris1995 14

At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

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datoismyname 22

At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

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Captain_Crankypa 2

Quit your job, change your name and move... you've got a weirdo clinger for the life of your job now. Sorry about your luck, true FML.

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crazyblackchick 0

There is only one solution to this problem: fake your own death.

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SuddsTv 6

Lock you doors and window close you blids and wait it out. then eat dinner as you would nor mally after she see's nobody lives there, or just go to some random resturaunt to eat instead.

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Captain_Crankypa 2

Good idea! Tell here you're homeless, how about dinner at the strip club, on your dime?

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xxCandyKissxx 1

Eww that's disgusting! Haha, but kinda funny ^.^

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rainydayz133 6

Guess that's why no one talks to her. However, it was very nice of you OP to try and have a conversation with her:)

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kateRAWR 4

Thats why u don't befriend the weird chick !!!!! :)

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lovebeecharmer 6

She might be autistic or something, tell it to her straight. It's hard but ur making it worse by not letting her know how inappropriate that was.

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Dracoboxer357 35

73- Actually, you might be completely on the mark there. There is something close to 200 forms of autism If I remember correctly, not all of which are self-evident. I have a co-worker like that, he doesn't get what's appropriate and when he should use his "social-filters." He also displays a lot of the signs of OCD, but he's a hard worker who knows just about every nut and bolt on the Toyota Camary, which he's obsessed about. :) You need to tell him what not to say sometimes but he's a pretty decent guy, all round. :)

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