By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
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gracehi 31

You mean it's not normal to fart out of your neck??? Uh oh.

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Earths_Venus 25

There are lots of tasty things that are good for you. Try clean, unpeeled fresh carrots as a snack, you can microwave a potato in around 5 minutes and if you leave the skin on it is much better for you. Instead of bacon and eggs have eggs with some lightly fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Make one small change every day, and you'll get there.

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BWARD51 12

Shoulda went on a diet before your neck started to fart.

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Cujo3269 9

I can't see in anyway you don't deserve this. Noone made you fart but you

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worldclassrager 39

Are you sure you are not popping your neck?

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martin8337 35

So I guess we're past the can't see the penis/toes thing.

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noisyboy4000 23

Maybe I should join you OP. I just finished eating greasy McDonald's food as I was reading this...

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RhineBl 17

Oh. I can, but I'm not fat... Or am I?

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jgboy 10

Or you were just bored.. I only weigh 120 and can do that with my neck

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