By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
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gracehi 31

You mean it's not normal to fart out of your neck??? Uh oh.

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Earths_Venus 25

There are lots of tasty things that are good for you. Try clean, unpeeled fresh carrots as a snack, you can microwave a potato in around 5 minutes and if you leave the skin on it is much better for you. Instead of bacon and eggs have eggs with some lightly fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Make one small change every day, and you'll get there.

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kelsorg 21

that's just talent! you're fine op.

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PrincessCastiel 27

Such talent you have! Embrace what a glorious musical gift you were given! Jean from Bob's Burgers would be proud.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Good luck OP! A little willpower goes a long way!

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SuperStormCindy 8

I don't quite understand how you let your weight gaining get that far but just do some good exercising and dieting for a while and you'll be good as gold! FYL, OP.

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Nessco 36

It took that to make you realise?? Try with some light exercise to begin with and then slowly increase it. Don't starve yourself with silly diets, stick to natural foods in moderation. Stay well away from manufactured stuff.

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TristianityMan 2

Well I can do that too bou I'm skinny as hell

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Matttis 7

How..? I am not exactly skinny myself and I have no idea how you do that!

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