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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
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gracehi 31

You mean it's not normal to fart out of your neck??? Uh oh.

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Earths_Venus 25

There are lots of tasty things that are good for you. Try clean, unpeeled fresh carrots as a snack, you can microwave a potato in around 5 minutes and if you leave the skin on it is much better for you. Instead of bacon and eggs have eggs with some lightly fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Make one small change every day, and you'll get there.

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JessieTheUnicorn 1

What are you talking about? I can make a farting noise with my neck and everyone says I'm like a twig.

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sugar94_fml 17

Acknowledgement is the first step towards the solution. You're already a step of the way there.

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JJ_V3N0M 19

Don't lie. You tried to fart from your neck too. admit it.

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pumpkinpii 14

You could need to lose weight idk, but I can do the same thing and I'm positive I don't need to lose weight, so if that's all you're worried about, don't be

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silverkaast 9

total ydi. I have joint issues like mad and still stay in moderate shape. if you can neck fart, get off the couch, get fit, and lead an awesome life. don't let you be your own downfall. live like a boss.

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smokey1408 1

that is nobody's fault but yours asshole. your life doesn't suck. I'm sure your health does though

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rodgem89 2

If you can do that you actually deserve a wake up call such as this.

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