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By fat and alone - 05/06/2014 04:11 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
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gracehi 31

You mean it's not normal to fart out of your neck??? Uh oh.

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Earths_Venus 25

There are lots of tasty things that are good for you. Try clean, unpeeled fresh carrots as a snack, you can microwave a potato in around 5 minutes and if you leave the skin on it is much better for you. Instead of bacon and eggs have eggs with some lightly fried tomatoes and mushrooms. Make one small change every day, and you'll get there.

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joemud 13

I wish I could fart with my neck

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Ali_Br_fml 33

You can make fart noises with your hand and neck easily if you wet your hand and catch air between your Palm and neck, then squeeze a few times...but I'm assuming OP can make it just by moving their neck a certain way, without the aid of their hands...Cool only if it only happens when you are trying to make it happen, not so cool if it just happens unintentionally when you move a certain way, especially while eating in a quiet room where everyone thinks you just farted.

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False_Stupidity 41

You should so be on the next season of America's got talent.

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Grauncho 27

I would imagine how embarrassing it would be to eat tacos in public.

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

I know this has nothing to do with his FML, and I'm new, but if I'm submitting an FML, do I write the words FML, or does it do that for you?

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Brandi_Faith 33

You also write "Today," at the front of the fml too.

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Miss_Whipped 43

It puts 'Today,' for you. Unless that is only the app? Either way, the FML part you do yourself.

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Futacy 29

If you're going to diet, you should also add exercise. I know it can be exhausting, but it's literally the only way you'll loose weight successfully.

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LennyComa 39

How is that even possible?.....Well done for deciding to get healthier, that is nothing but a good thing, but I can't figure out the mechanics of making farting sounds with your neck

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FireDragonV 6

That's so much cooler than an armpit fart

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