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By Terri-Lynn - 30/05/2012 20:25 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML
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DocBastard 38

The pain of an anal fissure is said to feel like ******** shards of glass. Sounds like the loudest screams will be coming from your bathroom rather than from your nursery.

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tygerarmy 35

Between your bowel movements and not getting any sleep because of your newborn your life's going to be a pain in your ass.

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ICastillo 24

Damn sounds like after you eat Mexican food.

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aod420247 0

Kevin smith goes into great detail in his q and a session called AThreevening With Kevin Smith. I think thay should put some humor on the topix for ya, not much you can do about a fissure...

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weepingangel_fml 7

This fml is full of poop.

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xoxozyanna 0

I had the same problem after I had my kid it took 9 long months to make it feell normal to take a pooh again .

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mhopper 13

Childbirth. The gift that keeps on giving.

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Marteeny23 19

Oh yes it is :) I love my boo boo bear.....

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edixon0406 3

I mean, I think it is worth keeping the human race from extinction.

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pengin 13

Seriously, the only instance humanity may go 'extinct' is because we'll end up killing ourselves (i.e. nclear war.) People will not stop procreating, especially the most idiotic people. It's funny how that always seems to happen~

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periadoc 2

Another reason to never have children

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edixon0406 3

Maybe your parents shouldn't have had you? Oh, but I bet you're glad they did.

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bonermonkey 31

if you don't want children anyway then anal fissures is definitely a good point for that opinion tho

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felisaa 5

Ugh that sounds horrible! Hopefully you have someone to help you with the baby(:

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