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By Terri-Lynn - 30/05/2012 20:25 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML
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DocBastard 38

The pain of an anal fissure is said to feel like ******** shards of glass. Sounds like the loudest screams will be coming from your bathroom rather than from your nursery.

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tygerarmy 35

Between your bowel movements and not getting any sleep because of your newborn your life's going to be a pain in your ass.

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HerrBawl 4

Ask for some nitro ointment, it helps.

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LMFAOallthetime 8

I thought you gave birth through your other hole....world's 8 wonder!

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bmkc4 1

That same thing happened to me... Hang in there

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pengin 13

I have absolutely no sympathy for you. You obviously chose to not listen to your doctor, that's what you get. Shut up & stop complaining, you did it to yourself you dumbass.

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bonermonkey 31

some people are busy having a newborn child and shit, it can be hard to remember to do everything especially when you don't know exactly why you've been told to do something

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circulareasoning 2

Don't be silly, women don't poop until they're 40!

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efemel94 7

My last shit was similar to the film "The Titanic"; 3 hours long and I cried at the end.

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noisebox 1

Hope your partner is not Greek!

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