Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

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TerrorDollie 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:00

So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.

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elorenzo_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:06

That's not bad. Now you're really your sister's best friend. :)

dt520 4

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:59

i must admit that isnt the WORST way of naming a baby that ive heard

cagale090518 14

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:49

well that may *puts on sunglasses* impact your relationship. YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!

franwins0827 7

Friday 24 December 2010 5:47

Oh, that's so cute! And be glad she did - as silly as it might seem, I'll bet it might have staved off some "sibling rivalry" issues.

Heartless_Melody 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:54

Lmaooooo... So you're the imaginary friend that came to life? Lmao... Just like Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends lmaooooo.. Its cute lmaoooo

beastwill64 16

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:14

I like the name Ashley but this is just weird

iBangPoptarts 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 10:59

my name is Ashley

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 15 September 2013 19:12

I like your username more :)

e_and_b 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:33

That is so kool. I would not mind being named after an imaginary friend. I once tried to convince my room mate I was her imaginary friend, like in Fight Club. Of course she did not believe me, but it was fun trying.

asherah14 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 21:54

Unless the OP has really strong hate feelings for the name Ashley, then this is about the lamest FML I've read. Oh cry some more that your parents named you Ashley.