Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

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By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

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TerrorDollie 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:00

So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.

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ashuhlee101 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:05

how is this a FML? A FML would be having a wierd name like tibby or rocky or something. quit complaining!

hosamsr 3

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:44

so what? don't be a bitch about it

sexiilittlething 6

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:02

thats cute tho

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:12

I had an imaginary friend named Barnaby once. My parents didn't name either one of my siblings after my imaginary friend :-(

Herox 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:10

your not real and nice your fake and imaginary!

dasfro 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:27

ok, who cares get over it. how is this an FML

A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:08

That's not really a FML...

Emilyinroom483 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:36

That's kind of adorable :/

maxtheman 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:06

Is your sister retarded? If so then I feel sorry for her

kbourco 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 9:32

that's a cute idea

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