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By anonymous - 01/03/2013 15:52 - United States - La Grande

Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML

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Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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By TheJuggla17 - 22/12/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2018 15:00

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 19:45 - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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By Tiredoftrying - 11/02/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, I received my fourth rejection email from McDonald's after applying for one position with them a few weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford

Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Friday 1 March 2013 19:36

Screw the Queen, long live the Burger King! Together you can take down the cruel manager and rule the White Castle

HowAreYouToday 34

Friday 1 March 2013 19:34

I dairy you to try Cold Stone next.

Comments

crammer1 6

Friday 1 March 2013 21:21

What's funny is you thought Dairy Queen deserved a résumé!

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 2 March 2013 6:17

Every position you apply for deserves a résumé. Providing the company you are seeking employment from with a résumé is not only proper protocol, but it also shows your motivation and respect for said company.

zepher93 7

Friday 1 March 2013 21:48

Hot or not, OP? On a more serious note, this FML makes it sound as though he threw it away before even reading which could mean they arent hiring. Hiring or not however, it's very rude to cast aside ones requests.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 1 March 2013 21:50

Wow, some friend. When I was stuck in retail, they would keep applications around for a long time, no matter how bad it was. So either that's someone else's thrown in the trash and your "friend" is ******* with you, or the manager did something he probably wasn't supposed to and your friend is ******* with you.

CAJustise 9

Friday 1 March 2013 22:12

If you live in the US, that's AWESOME, cause you just found yourself a job! That action is illegal in the US and can be punished by a hefty fine, civil liability and loss of a business license. So go remind him of that and get your job.

Atchoo 8

Friday 1 March 2013 22:28

I only wish I could thumb this up a dozen more times.

eaglerob 20

Friday 1 March 2013 22:19

That lil top on Dairy Queen ice cream is magical!

Reaper1984 13

Friday 1 March 2013 22:22

how rude maybe they should call it dairy bitch

Jenn50 19

Friday 1 March 2013 23:11

If you have to threaten legal action to force them to employ you, they probably wouldn't make your time there very pleasant. I'd have to be pretty desperate for work in order to bull my way into a job where I wasn't wanted. I know times are tough, but I hope you think about that before you take the advice of all the people telling you to sue.

amogletree 6

Friday 1 March 2013 23:38

Maybe they think you're too qualified and will leave when a better opportunity opens up? That would be a waste of time and money for them to train you and stuff so idk maybe that's why?

realtingdis 12

Saturday 2 March 2013 3:29

Maybe. The same thing happened to me. Except they rescinded the job offer after I accepted out of desperation due to being unemployed for 2 months. They felt I would leave (which was true) at the first available opportunity because their offer was less than half of what I previously made.