Broken and Love: Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy...

By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 21:00 - Australia

Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML

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You deserved it 177

By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 13 645

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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You deserved it 1 853

By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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You deserved it 22 008

Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 428

By badplannning - 30/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Naperville

Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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You deserved it 2 235

By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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You deserved it 37 069

By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 375

Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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You deserved it 273

spookyboy 20

Friday 8 July 2016 11:56

I'm surprised there wasn't a shrine! Well maybe there was but you just didn't look hard enough.

SherbetGlitter 26

Friday 8 July 2016 12:00

I've heard people say that middle school is the time of your life but this is ridiculous... I hope you're okay OP!

Comments

mynoch 7

Saturday 9 July 2016 8:17

If this was a movie, it would have a romantic ending instead of running home.

markcantlarp 16

Saturday 9 July 2016 12:43

Maybe his in a fantasy football league and you shouldn't have jumped the gun.

luke73tnt 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:57

That's rude as hell he really likes you

Mortoli 30

Monday 11 July 2016 8:35

that creepy as hell sorry op. its good to hear someone actually tryin to date a guy interested in them turns out you found one of the worst types of those types of guys lol.

basicbieber 3

Tuesday 12 July 2016 4:36

Tana is that you?

Shafro_0 24

Thursday 14 July 2016 6:34

Is it just me or did anyone else see online this dude prank his room mate by doing this exact same thing for when his date came round?

hurrysheldon 3

Wednesday 20 July 2016 11:11

I think it was sweet. I don't think its bad to be with someone who loves you deeply and obsesses without in way hurting you. In fact, I think its better to be with someone who loves you a lot more than you love them, than the other way around. But, after reading all the comments, I realize I might have to schedule some counseling appointments myself :)