I'm sorry, you need a new boyfriend.

Sending a picture of your top off to you boyfriend when you are "finally" ready for intimacy is not intimate at all! That's just trying to get some and not personal at all.

Time wasn't right...but seriously what guy wouldn't be pleased with free ****? Eventually almost all sites require a payment

He's probably either; a. not ready for intimacy, or b. a sensible person and doesn't do nudes

That is horrible but for some reason really funny.

Even if the bf was kidding, not something most would hear as a joke it can be a real shot to someones self esteem. Not sure why someone would do it as a joke. That's a very personal thing for some. Though some don't get it like the fml where the dude took his gf bra off for the first time and ask where her boobs went. Guys actually thought well your honest why are people calling him an asshole. I can't believe people need it to be explained to them or say how they feel and say will it's a joke or I said no offense why are you mad? Really?

Maybe you should have sent that anyway

I think there are bigger problems in Your country right now

Evidently it wasn't a very sexy picture of yourself

I think I might've cried in that situation. Though it seems unlikely, maybe he was trying to say "ooooooooh" and just didn't know the phonetics.