Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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You deserved it 7 445

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Spicy

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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KatHelm 17

Saturday 9 August 2014 0:36

Get a new boyfriend?

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Saturday 9 August 2014 0:36

Maybe he was joking? I would hope he was. Sorry OP.

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LittleBells 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 6:04

Screenshot his reply and anytime he even sends a selfie, send him the screenshot

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 7:38

teasing turns out in FML!

crimson_rebel 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 8:50

Talk about an asshole!!

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 10 August 2014 14:21

Has anyone stopped to consider that the guys little sibling found his phone and texted eww to his girlfriend. Cause I doubt any straight man his age would have this reaction. Also only little kids say eww like that . So stop with all this hate without all the information. I'm expecting another fml by the boyfriend saying just that.

mrcook9 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:47

He was just sassing around, don't take it personally.

Abdelhady 6

Monday 11 August 2014 2:38

reply back " is it cold at ur place or u are that small?"

haydenzare 4

Monday 11 August 2014 4:52

LoL if yah got nasty nips yah got nasty nips:P but trust me they will get much better with ageXD

vividpictures 17

Monday 11 August 2014 4:53

Maybe he was just being silly and possibly joking? My hubby says things like that all the time but I know he doesn't really mean it. :)

brittanylynn_13 7

Monday 11 August 2014 7:53

Gay?

ThunderTheRad 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 5:40

Asexual?

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Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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Today, I realized just how bitchy my BFF really is. When my sister said hi to her, she just glared back. She refers to a trans woman as "it" and not her correct pronouns. She just sucks the fun out of everything and makes me feel alone and stuck. I can't abandon her though because we're both each other's only friend. FML

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Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML

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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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Today, I got the flu so I needed a sick note. The local doctor’s office has a sign outside saying, “DON’T come in if you’re contagious.” They are also completely unreachable by phone. Sooo, I guess I’ll… send a pigeon? FML

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