By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Maybe he was joking? I would hope he was. Sorry OP.

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LittleRed79 39

Seriously? This many comments in and I'm the first to suggest that MAYBE you don't BEGIN your intimate contact with him via text pics?! How many times do we have to learn the "once it's out there you can never get it back" lesson? I would never send pics like that to someone I hadn't already had a lengthy intimate relationship with. But then maybe that's just me. Call me old-fashioned for enjoying revealing myself for the first time that intimately in person and seeing my partner's reaction.

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andycee2000 5

Agree with #49. Intimacy starting with a semi nude text? His response was inexcusable but you both sound like 13 year olds if you think that's intimacy.

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Teddycjm94 7

Maybe he got nervous and started joking some guys get weird, assholish, and awkward when nervous. Hope it's that and not him really judging your chesticles. Sorry OP FYL.

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Steve95401 49

Nor so sexy time.

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soldier084 11

he may be gay and youre the cover up

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headofmedusa 15

YDI. Only send those pictures if they are asked for.

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Mirakledba 10

Why haven't any of the girls considered here that maybe he was joking or just wasn't ready? so self centered sheesh.

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dabears1011234 27

He was either kidding or not ready so don't take it too personally.

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