Miscellaneous: Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake....

By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

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By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2023 16:00

Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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Rizzen 27

Saturday 1 February 2014 0:45

your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake

larrena2377 26

Saturday 1 February 2014 0:46

Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "

Comments

HeyTherexxx 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:13

You could kick him in the nuts and say that's your guilty pleasure.

perdix 29

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:25

You can use that as evidence at your murder trial.

Earths_Venus 25

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:33

Casually leave some partially-completed divorce papers in a pile of bills on the table...

Celestia1982 5

Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:48

^^^^ WIN ^^^^

Readoll 13

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:34

Take out his checkbook and buy the most beautiful cake....

Metalkitty 15

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:37

Beat him severly.

Raidriar 14

Saturday 1 February 2014 2:33

Because violence is always the answer, right?

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 1 February 2014 8:51

In this case, yes. He has to learn.

EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:41

What a great opportunity for him to buy a new one for his daughter!

mzbower 2

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:41

That is horrible but I have to admit that made me laugh lmfao because he is a dumbass Instagram really ??? Hahahahaha

kirasant 19

Saturday 1 February 2014 2:09

You should instagram yourself dumping dog poop in his car. A lot of dog poop.

lowshadows 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 2:25

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Korra_fml 23

Saturday 1 February 2014 2:53

why are you so quick to assume he's paying??? it doesn't say that anywhere. believe it or not, some people save for their wedding, or at least make arrangements with their parents to go half or whatever... not everyone expects their parents to pay for all or even any of their wedding... that's just a rude assumption you made there... and you can't spell assume without ASS... you ass

claiiire_fml 17

Saturday 1 February 2014 3:02

Why do you not have more thumb downs? You're a complete idiot.

creamofwheat 4

Thursday 6 February 2014 7:36

Who the hell cares who's paying for the wedding? That's not the issue at hand. OP slaved over a cake for her daughter only for her asshat of a husband to gobble part of it up *and* post to Instagram about it.