If I was the daughter I'd forbid him from eating anything at the wedding,and would probably replace the cake (if possible) since I wouldn't want my wedding to have a cake which will constantly remind me my dad's a selfish asshole.

You meant to say "my late husband", right? Because if you didn't kill him, your daughter probably did.

What a asshole.

I've heard of some dumb shit, but that's pretty low. Never understood people that consider stuff like this funny. They obviously don't understand how much stuff like this means to people. Though, this generally starts on a much smaller scale and builds up to it. Generally, people that are immature that don't understand why this is an issue have red flags showing up way before. Everyone finds stupid stuff funny, that isn't age appropriate but there are those that never let go of that and see everything as a joke, lighten up and get a sense of humor. They don't see that there isn't an inappropriate time for jokes and don't get why it's funny sometimes and others not.

Oh jeez... you MARRIED this guy?

Please tell me the gimp cut from the back at least? Do a Fonz and fill it with whipped cream, or flowers? Put a toy dog next to it(bad ace of cakes trend). Or a pile of malteasers with lustre dust. Solutions! We need solutions people! Or a deathrow lawyer...

"Just a cake." You can never, ever, joke about, or prank with anything wedding related from a woman's point of view. Because it REALLY is "the most important day" of her life. OP's husband behaved like a ginormous asshole.

What an absolute asshole.

You shouldn't have left it unattended knowing he is around.