Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and...

By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 22 October 2012 22:36

It still fit and it was cute. Everyone is built differently. Don't try to force yourself to look a certain way.

donut_gurl 8

Monday 22 October 2012 22:39

Are you sure its a maternity dress? because some pregnant ladies don't need maternity clothes. I still wear my maternity clothes even though i have lost all my baby weight. You can't tell at all, so if you like the dress and it fits you nice wear it anyway.

Comments

SpideyRules 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 3:41

Here's a thought: PUT DOWN THE FORK ONCE IN A WHILE.

Rosicles 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:55

Here's a thought. STOP BEING SUCH A ******* :-)

jesustitts 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 3:50

Before I got pregnant I always wore maternity clothes because of my body type, maternity clothes were never too tight and complimented my body. And now that I'm pregnant they fit differently, but still good. This isn't an fml.

daytoday21 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:00

Who cares! Go with it

Toshiro_Izero 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:05

what's with all the spelling freaks commenting on anything miss spelled go become an English teacher and stop carein if people on here can't spell maybey some of us just don't give a shit if our phones auto correct mess the spellin up or maybey so people can't spell

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:38

I've nearly bought maternity shirts before, and I have found myself shopping in the maternity section on multiple occasions. Don't let that get to you! I think it happens to just about any woman at some point or another, no matter their size. If you love it and look good in it, I see no reason to banish it. Just because a clothing item is labeled "maternity" and/or is worn by a pregnant woman does not mean it cannot be worn under other circumstances.

TehCezar 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:40

How about going on a diet, that'll surely hug your curves.

Quikraptor 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:54

Never upvote yourself again. Ever.

Allyzabell 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:03

Sweetheart, don't listen to the people who speak bad of you. I actually own like 3 or 4 maternity shirts, and I've never been pregnant, and I'm not fat either. I love those shirts, they are really cute. It the dress fits, and it fits well then wear it. Who cares? No one will know.

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:26

EMBRACE YOUR CURVES WOMAN OR DO SOMETHING. GODDAMNIT

tylerhollen1 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:46

I had a teacher in high school who wore maternity pants because the elastic just made them more comfortable. She wasn't oozing fat, either. And like people said before, who cares as long as its comfortable and cute? You had bad luck running into someone wearing the same dress, but things like that happen. Just pretend it didn't. ;)