Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been...

By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By istillcannotbreathe - 17/08/2018 06:00

Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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nomz333 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:59

y do u think he was sweating that much ;)

AmberlovesJb 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:56

stinky...

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Livinia 11

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:17

Sour smell? Ew, that's seriously gross, and odd.

15thPrestige 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:17

Your mother: :Oc=3 :O=3 :O3 :O=3 :Oc=3 :O=3 :O3 :O=3 :Oc=3 :O~c=3

ICaughtFire 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:45

This comment wasn't funny the first time, so what makes you think posting it again will bring different results?

joshswensoon15 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:19

my sweat smells sour and i find it not so odd, nether do my 9 wives

nicole317 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:36

fabreezeee and candles :)

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:35

I wonder why he would be all sweaty, it's not like it's ******* hot right now over in Iceland.

kaynorr 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:41

sexy, I bet he is a lady killer

wise1 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:46

I see the intended pun here...

kaynorr 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:48

haha thank you thank you

enonymous 8

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:50

if i were him id always be singing: To the sweat drops down my balls ahh skeet skeet skeet.

pseudolife 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:09

win!

rinkagamine_fml 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:53

That's hella gross. Tell him to take a shower and wash his laundry. Also LOL @46.

Viciousvixen_21 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 10:20

ydi for having a roomate with low hygiene. disgusting...

ollk33 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 11:03

thats atractive :D

rudie_fml 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 11:05

haha awesome pic number 42...yeah u suck op for having Charles Barkley as a roomate

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

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Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

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Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

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Same thing different taste

OK sweaty, time for a bath

Genius

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