By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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Maelific 0

It's sad isn't it? girls are awesome but the silent unconditional love of a dog is unlike anything else. naggin? no! kvechin? no! happy when you buy her a dollar item to chew on! dogs win lol.

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Anti09 1

Today, I realized *********** was apparently easier than an actual human relationship. Why? Dogs can't say "no." FML

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vanishesinair 2

But they sure as hell can bite your ass. Maybe OP is interested in that type of thing. @ OP: Don't worry, you live in Cali., you'll find a girl for you somewhere!

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hypergrafia 1

So you want your ideal girl to have the traits of a DOG. Think about what you just said. A dog obeys orders, doesn't ask for any more than what you give her and is completely subservient. Oh and can be walked around on a leash. Good luck finding a girl, mate.

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monnanon 13

A dominant/submissive relationship may solve OP's dilemma some people do make it a 24/7 part of their life and as long as the two are happy with the relationship then go for it lol (just to clarify I am not meaning the dog, I am meaning the woman who agrees to not only date OP but to be OP's sub). And even outside of those types of relationships some people like to be on a leash hehe. Seriously tho OP are all the women you have met that bad? Hang on in there, theres bound to be someone nice for you somewhere. As for now enjoy the companionship having a dog brings. Just don't...you know...cross the line with the dog or anything lol

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mattman1994 0

ok enough with the "bitch" jokes, we know everyones thinking the same thing

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jgilez 0

your just pissed they were used up by the time you posted.

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Lisa89 3

I don't see the problem... go for it. OMG JOKING

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