By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
I agree, your life sucks 455
You deserved it 88
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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dtheman997 0

and just how much peanutbutter do the two if you go through?

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RachaelJustBlah6 0

ahah. doggie style(:

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Compass 0

Forbidden love, the world may frown upon you, they may not want to see you together, but you must break the bonds of normal humanity and... BEASTIALATE (yes I turned *********** into a verb).

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orgyz 0

Not with something so helpless and innocent.

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HeretoBlame 3

well who wouldnt get disturbed by this? the only thing am questioning is how far did he go with the dog..

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RedPillSucks 31

He got to third base

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lickmyjock 0

just slap some ky on, it'll stretch.

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QueenofAwesome 0

I feel sorry for the dog. Anyone have a golden retriever they can hook this guys dog up with. Maybe if It's not as loyal he will no longer want it!

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Katuski 4

well, at least you know she won't cheat on you. and you could take her out on walks to try to meet girls.

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white_mouse 0

... that's a comic book. except she's a lab.

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nabzilla 0

I'm sure ********** will work for you then. :L I kid. FYL!

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