Kids: Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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airball33 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:47

Lego's hurt more.

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:48

Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.

Comments

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:11

Hey at least when you put your shoes on you don't feel shit in between your toes. But I guess this is equivalent to this right?

redmane 21

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:15

There is really no need to read between the lines here. It got lodged in OP's foot. Feet have feeling. She felt it in her foot.

Saraahx97 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:20

Still not as bad as stepping on a leggo.

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:05

so many hurt feet from such a thing :(

Linkerdoodles 15

Thursday 26 April 2012 3:39

*Lego. :(

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 19:32

I have to say YDI. Sorry about your foot but why on earth did you think a two year old could be trusted with jewelry? And if got into your jewelry box or something then shame on you for not watching him.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:08

Do you expect the parents to watch their kids 24/7? There is such a thing as being busy and going to the bathroom.

Sinkhole 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:10

It's true that you can't watch your kids 24/7, but dangerous things like jewelry should be kept out of the kids' reach. Her two-year-old could have swallowed it. :/

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:36

Do you have any idea how many different ways kids can get themselves hurt or killed when parents take their eyes off of them for a second? Why I just read an article that the pregnant mother of a two year old took five minutes to sit and read a magazine. In that time her toddler managed to climb inside her washer machine and drowned to death. Do you think her response was "Well I can't watch him 24/7!" Of course not. She was a hysterical trainwreck and said she was irresponsible to not have been keeping him within her sight at all times.