By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.

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OkitaCockroach 19

If you can't see a piece of jewellery that you're about to step on, you should get your sight checked...

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hellbilly205 17

Oh yes because im sure you stare at the ground you're walking on 24/7 right?

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SkoomaKi 27

40 - Im sure the guy that can't look people in the eye from a few FML's ago would disagree.

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OkitaCockroach 19

But I mean, she knew it was lost, so I'm sure OP had looked for it, but she couldn't've looked too hard if she stepped on it...

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Lizzy500 16

Stud earring in shag carpet? Yeah, that'd be really easy to spot/

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Blueglasscup 18

Did anyone else expect him to have eaten it and for her to have found it in his poop?

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russfml 31

Yea seems like the op gets a YDI from me, I'm surprised she has gotten this many fmls lol

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GogoTheGreat 12

How in the world?!

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murdersquirrel 15

Why was your 2 year old playing with jewelry that could cause enough pain for you to submit an FML?

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murdersquirrel 15

A gauge is a unit of measure used for body modification among other things. It's not the name of the modification itself.

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