Miscellaneous: Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've...

By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Cougar - 24/07/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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lachy15 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:38

Keep them if they have sentimental value. I kept mine and I'm a guy.

ScottyFoxx 10

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:36

Maybe they wanted you to keep it?

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Flowsidon 6

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:14

Better get used to being know as "Heisenberg."

willymartinds 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:43

Maybe they want you to have animals so they can remember you as a little kid.

Dessert_ed_FML 9

Friday 2 August 2013 9:20

I have all my soft toys and clothes from when I was born. Since I live abroad, mum dresses up my teddy bears in the outfits when she misses me and sends me pics. It makes me buy more teddy bears for her. And I am 25. It's ok OP. Soft toys are good :)

Nederlander95 14

Friday 11 October 2013 5:15

I guess your room was STUFFED full of 'em! Anyone?

Thekbking 11

Sunday 17 August 2014 7:08

parents are slow im guessing. that would make what she did completely redundant

Catdragon 40

Monday 22 August 2016 3:46

I still collect. There's no way I'm getting rid of Kitty, Black Beauty, Chomper, Seraphina, Deeno, Camelia, Scorchio, Rainbow, Arfy......and all the other stuffed animals