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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Sarah - 18/07/2019 12:00

Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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By lukey101 - 05/11/2023 21:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I saw a dermatologist to see if they would remove my moles for cosmetic reasons. Turns out 5 of them are suspicious and need to be removed anyway. Good news: I don’t have to pay for it. Bad news: it might be because they’re cancerous. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

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By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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milakitty21 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:52

look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)

greycellgreen 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:54

Seriously, go to the doc's because 1/ could be cancerous 2/ removing moles like that disrupts cells and could lead to cancer 3/ disfiguration reasons. Just a suggestion.

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Koto 1

Monday 27 December 2010 14:58

Do what I do: Just never shave.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:19

Are you sure it was just a tick?

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 27 December 2010 15:38

Ouch. . .my parrot picked one of mine off for me, but at least he turned it into a scab first.

iknowimawesome 13

Monday 27 December 2010 16:46

OH MY GOD. THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Arschloch04 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:21

**** the what!?

sillynissy 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:51

that's nasty

FarSide 22

Monday 27 December 2010 16:55

Welcome to YOUR Obama Healthcare.

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 27 December 2010 17:02

Don't shave your pubes.

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Monday 27 December 2010 17:13

Gross... this fml literally made me cringe! ewww

dude443 4

Monday 27 December 2010 23:21

LOL @16

daydreamerssmile 0

Monday 27 December 2010 23:32

Owwwwwwwww >_

Jerseylicious 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 0:14

Moleyyyy moleyyyy moleyyy

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