By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

Hey, even crack users can be classy when they want.

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GRubi 17

Here's the real question. Who'd she leave them to?

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Khaleesi_26 30

Sorry for your lose OP, and maybe the pipes were just a remance of troubled time in life?

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purebliss_fml 19

I was not expecting that! I thought you had discovered her big fancy box of ******, whips & handcuffs. sorry for your loss OP

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JayVicious 20

that was where i thought this fml was going also

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8born8 18

No, that's the other fancy box. The one sitting beside the box containing the crack pipes. My condolences OP.

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riffehunter 16

maybe they were weed pipes? that is put in a different category by a lot of people, and almost everyone agrees its less harmful and potentially helpful

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dezire43 7

i get where you're coming from but there is a very obvious difference between the residue crack leaves behind compared to that of weed. the look and smell are very different

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Pipes that are used for weed are very different to ones that are used for smoking crack. You know those "miniature silk rose in a little glass tube" thingies they sell at the counter at gas stations and convenience stores, especially in bad neighborhoods? Ditch the rose and you have a crack pipe.

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morella_xx 29

Yeah, you're not the only one who reads Cracked.

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riffehunter 16

probably too late for this, but my logic was that you see the blown glass pipes that a lot of people use for weed, i have no idea how a crack pipe is different and was thinking maybe op had jump to conclusions. and i was saying weed is "different" because people use it for other purposes like for medical reasons.

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False_Stupidity 41

Perhaps they were just a collection of fancy pipes and she didn't use it? Anyhow, now you can have a pipe dream, although I hear they aren't all that they are cracked up to be.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Addiction does not equate to being a bad parent. OP didn't even know she was a user.

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MehrunesDagon456 20

Why am I being downvoted? (To Oblivion?) As long as its the Deadlands or Moonshadow then its okay.

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