Animals: Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month... - FML

By dasbooot - 30/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 10:00

Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML

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By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By Man vs. Spider - 28/02/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

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By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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yabrett 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:24

id probably just reply with "thats ****** gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one

mcbeth 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:23

oh that's gross dude.

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chitoryu12 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:19

Oh, holy ****! If that happened, I would probably pass out!

Q_0 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:55

D: D: D: D: D: gross gross gross!!! It would suck even more if you're arachnaphobic, had a panic attack and they had to put you under care at the same hospital :D

WinonaSmile 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:52

Now I REALLY don't want to break a bone. I would have cried! Not to mention your leg hair.........can't be shaven

baydestrian_girl 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:49

BLEH!!!! I would have passed out!!

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 25 May 2009 0:54

Eww! Eww eww eww!

xxsmilingclover 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:45

oh goshh...

irawk 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:20

That is the eww-ishest FML everr

NPR117 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:00

So?

ihatesituations 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:42

...ew.

whyme_ss 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:19

AHHH OMG i just gagged ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww eweweweweweweweweeweweeewewewwwewew ughhh omggggggg *shudders*

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