By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
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Same thing different taste

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designedlikedice 0

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

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SarahBabyCakes05 0

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucken barf!!!!!!!!!!

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

the plus, don't they supply protein? ahaha the bad part, YOU SWALLOWED A ROACH. yk, theres a guy who lives off roaches. Yeah eats em up live every day. Platefuls. preetty nasty if you ask me..

Wow he must like you a lot. Cause on the grossness scale that'd be a 9.7

FYL, for sure I was watching a documentary on the discovery channel about gnarliness such as this tale said something like, 'the average person swallows 100 insects during sleep throughout a year' really gnarly... so I guess you're not alone, well, its like seeing santa I guess

indian_goddess 0

i agree with number nine. the humorous phrasing of the "what did i just swallow?" was classic. don't steal. oh well not trying to fuss over things. that's absolutely disgusting. my sister found an itty bitty ant in her rice. then my mom waved around that spoonful of rice and said, "there used to be ants in our food when we were little! they're full of protein!" and proceeded to swallow the whole spoonful just to prove that she could eat insects. bleh.

Not that clever. Cause one before said "What did I swallow?" try again.

Now I can't sleep either. You should see a doctor if you start to feel unwell.

people, you eat more bugs in your sleep than you would want to know.