Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday...

By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 2:00

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

Sonalis 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:58

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

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lol_everyday 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:06

that is just disgusting. that's gonna haunt me for a while..

jennam_fml 4

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:13

#51, it stands for Original Poster. And #21, alot of people fall asleep with their mouths shut and open their mouths in the middle of the night. My dad snores and my mom says he opens his mouth which makes it louder, and drools everywhere. It's not really something you can control while you're sleeping. And I've actually heard that the spider thing IS true, just, sometimes its not with spiders. It can happen with ants, flys, centipedes..ugh.

tempaccount 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:17

@51: OP is for Original Post / Original Poster I'm pretty sure the spider thing is bullshit, there's not usually spiders crawling in my bed, and spiders don't like being eaten, so why the **** would anyone think you eat spiders in your sleep? Roaches are the same way. You probably just got part on your mouth by accident without realizing it, it's not very likely that you actually ate one or chewed on one.. you'd prolly know.

Abirys 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:25

ewwwww

000001 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:29

Maybe the roach leg just fell off the ceiling? Just think of it that way. :D

dearladydisdain 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:32

WTF EWWWW haha

krankypoptart 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:37

Gross, and # 39, Exactly.

Bob13_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:42

come on roaches are a delicacy in many parts of the world

itspretzelday 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:44

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AHHHHH!! That is one of my worst fears. Lol. Or having a roach leg stuck in my braces. Oh man. . . .at least it's protein. . . right? Heh.