are you sure she wasn't like deaf or something?

omg, grow some balls and man up you pussy

I like my men pale.

@106: No more fake than make up, really. Teens/twenties, all about puting on a mask. But If a guy pulled those stunts on me, I'd lol him up something fierce. Agreed, just be natural. Personally, I think a shy guy is kind of endearing. He'll get over it, of course; he had to get over it somehow in order to come talk, yeah? So long as he doesn't stay a scaredy-cat forever, it's kind of cute. Or maybe I am biased because I am somewhat shy myself.

she is not worth your time. good move in walking away... you dont want her. cold people arent worth it.

There's a huge difference between throwing on a bit of make-up in the morning, (what, 5-10 mins tops?), and changing your whole appearance/attitude/lifestyle and acting like a complete douche all as an ill-fated attempt to "get the girl."

The bitch you asked out and everyone telling you you need to "grow a pair (etc.)" all need to go live on a farm together out in the ocean and never speak to anyone else ever again. People like that are stupid, stuck up, selfish, Bitch ***** who aren't worth the organs they're carrying.

"When #46 said I've never talked to a girl is ridiculous. I've hooked up with different girls at least twice a week this entire summer. That's not including getting with the same girl multiple times." Just to quote from one of your comments on another FML... "Stop being so smug about getting laid. It doesn't make you special or cool, it makes you an easy **** if you are proud of getting sex... You getting laid doesn't make you cool. You're just a dirty hoe." Also, "I get sex from my girlfriend of 4 months, and I get it every day, and she's of a much higher quality than you will EVER BE... I mean I get sex, but I don't brag about it like daddys little *****..." And, the icing on the cake... "Sex is hmmm ohhh idk, an important thing? I don't refer to sex as "just sex"... I think it's special, and great, and something that should be reserved for a great and special person." OR at least two different side girls a week, amirite? It's okay, Pimpin88. You don't have to lie about your sex life to make yourself feel better on an anonymous website. I mean, really, you should probably just save that for trying to make yourself look better IRL. Here we can all accept you for the lonely, misinformed virgin that you are. :)

oh my God, poor thing! :3 and all the idiotic comments. i, for one, think it's cute.

I love you Anonimouse. You and I Are officially Cyber-Married =p