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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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Defeated

By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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Awww, cute!

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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fudrick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:39

Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:23

I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.

Comments

djjaxon2001 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:45

Ouch so sorry that happend to me but u know I never had the courage. Well hope wut u want happens. Shit I'm sober again

MrIncredibleSME 3

Monday 23 January 2012 12:56

You allowed yourself to feel small, she probably picked up on your ineptitude and toyed with it. Now that it happened you can prepare some lines for the next time you're in an awkward position like that and try to turn it around.

elizacandle 29

Friday 24 May 2013 19:11

This girl deserves an award.

Shamandalie89 32

Friday 4 September 2015 15:00

Yeah, bitch of the year award.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 15 August 2014 3:53

You'll find someone that isn't a bitch.

JadeOmega 23

Monday 22 February 2016 4:37

dude, I think that means you're talking to the wrong girls. My friends and I are honestly the most accepting people (mostly because we have been through shit, I have terrible anxiety and so does one of my friends, I have a friend with depression and we all deeply support lgbt+ pride and some people aren't cool with that) so we are the nicest and most accepting people you'll meet. I think once you find a girl who has been through shit, such as depression or anxiety or something that makes them seem almost "out of place" you'll know she will be hella welcoming and nice because she knows how it feels to not be accepted. Trust me, I speak from experience.