Love: Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a...

By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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Great timing

By denae92 - 04/10/2019 04:00

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:44

I guess hes just not that into you.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:46

Time to evaluate the relationship

Comments

ForeverAloneGal 23

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:48

How lame. Pretending to sleep? He should've faked a seizure to get out of that. No, that's awful. He's a bad person.

CoreyC07 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 19:01

Better for him to blow it off rather than lie about loving you back

d_unsub 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 20:23

I know it might appear horrible but it was just childish. get a man and leave the kids to whoever wants them. I just don't get why took you so long to talk to him. 1 year and a half, really?? did you ever wondered why he didn't tell you either??

izzybaby2012 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 21:31

After 3 months if there is no change in the relationship move on, after 6 months if he hasnt proposed move on...some guys are scared of commitment and you deserve better!!!!

EvilLilCupcake 10

Friday 10 February 2012 4:52

Not everyone is ready, or even old enough to go that fast! I know that if my boyfriend proposed after just6 months I would say no... Some people need more time. That doesn't mean just kick them to the side and find someone new...