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At least you didn't already buy the ring
This might be a good thing because the girl you wanted to marry could show something really unattractive in her personality that would be a deal breaker. Also, what if the diamond ring store started to sell a new design of attractive looking rings in the next couple of weeks?
And what if she continues to be the same, wedding-worthy woman she has been all along? Or better yet, what if the "diamond ring store" jacked up the price of all of their rings making the ring he wants much more expensive in the future? Just because it could be a good thing doesn't mean it can't equally be a bad thing.
at least you have someone bitch. i can barley fit into my car!!
wrong post, I think you meant the one with the girl having the door open...
insurance?
I know- that's exactly what I thought. People have seemed to miss this completely for the most part...
you suck at driving
You deserve it ****** because you drive like a woman. Go spend the money on driving lessons for both of you, even if your girlfriend is probably a better driving. That's not saying much though, considering a blind person could probably do better.
Thats what you get for driving like a woman you ******. go spend some money on driving lessons for you and her, even though she's probably a better driver than you. that isn't saying much, because blind people still do better.
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Where are people getting the idea he was WALKING? Damage to HIS vehicle means he was DRIVING.
He wasn't even walking he said " damage to my car"... Wow