By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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wikifoo 0

was his name Duncan ?

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theshinepolice 0

for some reason all this cheesy donut wordplay gets me :] haha this was another one

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UnluckyJulie 13

Hahaha! Thank you esb--this is the funniest thing I've read all week!

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ayemami 0

that would have been ok if it wasnt from under his bed. :/

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BWC1234 0

LOL thats hilarius 62

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YouDontFuckWith 0

YDI for being a donuts hater. YOU DONT **** WITH DONUTS!

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notanazi 0

ahahahahahahahahaha that was amazing, 75. made my day.

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intrepid00 0

"Feeders". Run the hell away. He just wants to make fat so he can play with your folds. Unless you are in a marching band you don't need to practice your "rolls".

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loveurlifeJK 5

thats sexually appealing

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Intoxicunt 5

#73 you are gorgeous!!!!!!! Haha, sorry.

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