By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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RideOorDiee 0

Ahahahaha bbw fedish!!!!!! Oh shit thats hilarious!!!

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KittenOnAcid 1

lol! that would have been amazing if she did say that.

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Juggababy33 0

ew that's gross as hell. FYL...How is that not a problem? It was underneath the bed. WTF. Who knows how long it was there! D': lmfao

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CFR 0

Yummay... That's so ****** random though...I wonder if he was saving it specifically for that...

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TheOtherNewest1 6

So he gave you food and then ****** you? Isn't that how dates go? "Wine, dine, ****?" Then again, there was no wine...

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xxstealthxx 0

Im gonna have to call bullcrap on this one guys. It seems theres too many sex or love fml's and then something weird or stupid happens at the end. FYL for making a fake fml

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LeCielNousAide 7

do you really think that any sex/love stories that didn't end in something weird or stupid happening would end up on FML? no. i think people fail to realize the point of this site sometimes. to the OP: if it was a fresh doughnut (in a box and not a week + old) then WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT???? if it was a yucky doughnut, definitely FYL.

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Twincest 11

what the hell is wrong with young people these days??? ... you need milk to be able to chow down a donut!

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