By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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noonecaresurfat 0

So wait you got sex and doughnuts? Sounds like a pretty awesome night I don't see how this is an fml.

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khanartist 0

hahahah xD either that guy really pulled an al bundy or your bsing...either way xD great memories from a great show lol

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dcstream 0

Wait, so you get sex with a guy you like AND a free doughnut? Where's the problem here?

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MusicMayhem 0

I'm suddenly reminded of the lyrics from the Avenged Sevenfold song "A Little Piece of Heaven". This line is from the song: "Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it!" Either way, fake or real, someone knows this song, I'm sure. The singer snarls in the song.

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plexico 3

The song I was suddenly reminded of was by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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sublime93 0

Must have stabbed her, fifty ******* timessssss ripped his heart out right before her eyes eyes over easy :D

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plexico 3

I like these lyrics better: Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

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gothymama 0

Have a banana Have a whole bunch It doesn't matter What you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it!

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Haraxius 0

one word to describe the connection to Weird Al - "roflicious"

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hothotheat_ 13

She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepin' now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so ******* deep in (;

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kukopia 0

Sounds to me like a wet dream she had after eating sweets to try and fill the sexual void in her life.

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Gadget3440 0

YDI: from the structure it sounds like you still had sex with him. Eat it! Cause it's obviously foreplay

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Did he shove into into your mouth with his hand or with his donut holder?

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evilevi 0

As long as he didn't put it around his penis and told you to "eat your way through" you shouldn't be complaining.

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HellBorn 0

Are you sure it was a donut he shoved in your mouth or something else that was "cream filled?"

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plexico 3

To me, if the donut was a day-old or more: Creeper loser, get the hell away. If the donut was fresh, does this guy have a sister with the same "catch?" If so, let's double-date!

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