Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing....

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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YoStephy123 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

aback 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

Comments

danimani_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:03

shut up you started it off with I finally had sex with this guy. so obviously you hate it and then had sex with him so?

Quest_ 13

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:07

I don't understand why the general consensus here seems to be "ew, was it off the floor?" I mean, isn't it slightly more concerning that he forced food into her mouth and "snarled" at her to eat it? Hey OP, was it a Krispy Kreme? I haven't had one of those in sooo long.

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:07

you still had sex with him?

Quest_ 13

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:21

"Why do FML girls bitch about what's OBVIOUSLY going to happen, like the guy force feeding them, when they have sex with the guy they've been seeing?!"

o0ginger0o 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:23

You totally stole my line.

AngelRaven89 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:26

Normally I would agree with you on that point, i find that annoying too. but doesn't really count for this one. She was seeing him ie dating. She also said "finally" so they coud have been together for months. or years.

Luckster 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:32

So you're telling all of use that prefer to wait that our lives are going to be royally ****** just because we wait until after the marriage? Normally if you wait for sex until after marriage, you know everything about your significant other by then, including if they have a creepy 'feeder' fetish or not.

BladeSlayer 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:38

Sex and a free doughnut. How is this an FML ?

ballplayer32 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:39

bahahaha that sounds like something i would do

flinkpamingo 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:40

Have you ever wondered what it is about you that attracts these people? I bet you'll never look at donuts the same again. And in a few years, yes, you will laugh about it.