By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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pyroanarchist23 0

so you got sex and a donut....wtf are you complaining about?

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kaelendra 0

He's probably a 'feeder'.... prefers big women and likes to see how big he can make them forget their health. Not a great fetish IMHO... and when you haven't asked if someones ok with a fetish that's not typical than ew no.

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jackslim 7

so I'm guessin you ate the donut since you still banged him

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broken_princess 0

um wanna show me where it says she still banged him? cause i don't see that? :S

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Morty_fml 0

'I finally had sex with....' That would suggest that she did.

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pgma14 0

suck my dick crazy ass bitch motha fucka

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PICKLESTICKLE 0

you're supposed to eat his penis when he wants you to. YDI

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eacync 0

AHAHAH that's hilarious. Sounds like something out of Family Guy.

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thelonelylurker 0

HAHAHAHAHA, YDI for not seeing through his facade.

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