By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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burnquist764 0

Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.

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jchansfan 0

Romance is dead in your world, isn't it?

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Tez_Mum 0

Don't worry! The presure you put on yourself to make it special would of made it difficult! Just relax and don't make such a big deal of it next time. If its meant to be it will all work out.

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laureysa 0

damn all bad experienced my first was fantastic. and my boyfriend and I were both virgins, nothing wrong. and we're still together, isn't that awesome (:

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simone_babezz 0

people should stop pickin on you...my boyfrend had the same problem kinda lol...we didnt even make it special..it didnt matter..we just wantd to do it...its nerves and over thinking,,,tho he did get it up within 10 mins so i spose urs was worse...hang in there caz there will be more times

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Fandaal 0

1.relax 2.don't ********** 3.eat lots of proteins And it will all work. btw, better not to give her oral sex, because she probably cant do it without teeth and this is really aversive. oh, and don't forget that you have tongue and fingers)

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haj_fml 4

Oh man I hear ya. That happened three times with me. My girlfriend was completely understanding about it though, I'm sure yours is too :)

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Nighta9 0

that happened to me too definitly FML worthy next time think of something she does that turns you on and you'll be fine

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EbonyGoddess 0

awwwww. Im glad this wont happen to mii man nd meh. He has too big of a sexdrive nd like omfg once he touches meh its up lol! Im sorry bout u guys though. Foreplay is the best way to jusx relax. Touch her more nd she will get turned on nd whisper stuff to u that will def make u hard :) good luck.

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