Intimacy: Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend....

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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burnquist764 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:07

Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.

jchansfan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 7:36

Romance is dead in your world, isn't it?

Comments

cheyypaige 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:25

I feel your pain bury prob isn't getting it up. it's that I can't skeet

cheyypaige 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:36

but my prob*

post_insanity1 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:04

what are you a 62 year old virgin?

smokey420 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:15

your a fag just deal with it

cgysoccerfreak 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:46

dude, that's why they invented viagra

Nick_1993 2

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:23

usually if thats the case, it means your gay.

Mesocoollike 8

Friday 8 October 2010 21:57

Haha, epic fail!

13Lina97 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 1:21

ell oh ell.

the9thcircle 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:47

aw. nervous. she probably found it flattering in a sense. relax and let it happen. the first time isn't as awkward as you would think. :)

christinarose 0

Friday 10 June 2011 22:40

I disagree. My first time was with a virgin and it hurt for me but was good for him. And he lasted like 5 or 6 minutes; pretty impressive for a virgin!