Intimacy: Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend....

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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burnquist764 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:07

Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.

jchansfan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 7:36

Romance is dead in your world, isn't it?

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itsalwaysfunny 0

Monday 16 November 2009 22:45

That's actually very common, don't worry about it! My bf couldn't get it up the first time I gave him a bj, it happens to virgins a lot. As soon as you do it once you'll never have to worry about it again :D Well, at least not till you're like 60 lol...

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:30

That does suck. It was probably from nerves. Hope she understands!

Sionnach 10

Wednesday 9 December 2009 18:49

Ouch. IMO, it was the pressure of the setup that ruined it. Maybe better if it just happens.

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:40

that's nice that you care about her so much. but trust me, for your first sex this is all you have to do;

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:42

bring her to the designated sex pad. start off with a little kiss or two.

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:44

slowly get on top of her-to show her that u can lead.and ur not scared. and run your fingers down her face.

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:45

once u get to her chest slowly unbutton or pull off her shirt and bra. make groining

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:47

noises to turn her on.roll oveR so she is on top-

kesha_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:49

so she can contrl how far she wants 2 go.bj french kiss doggie ect

ShadeVII 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:40

don't feel too bad dude. most first timers fall into two categories: too nervous to keep it up, or too excited to make it last. better to be in the first group. once you learn how to relax you'll last much longer than type b