Intimacy: Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend....

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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burnquist764 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:07

Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.

jchansfan 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 7:36

Romance is dead in your world, isn't it?

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rockman130 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:30

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EmAnRap 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 17:38

Viagara bro ;)

dancer123245 0

Friday 3 February 2012 12:43

I'm sorry for the girl

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:01

What are you 45? You shouldn't be getting erectile dysfunction yet!

emilywa 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 7:49

Boner pills

brndnjtkn 15

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:25

Maybe his heart wasn't in it

daemonsparta 16

Monday 20 July 2015 3:23

been there. sometimes the damn thing isn't calibrated right. lots of factors. don't let it eat at you or it will only get worse.

sethr_di 15

Friday 12 February 2016 22:27

performance anxiety

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