Intimacy: Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love...

By Live Sweet - 25/04/2013 05:33

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

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By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By … - 28/06/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Disappointed

By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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That one hot friend

By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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glosniks 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:08

Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.

Magicomoo 9

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:10

Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!

Comments

K410 18

Saturday 27 July 2013 7:29

Don't be so bloody shallow omg... If you want sex hire somebody... In the end love is way more important.

JustNatalie 8

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:21

Bet the guy would write "finally out of the friendzone! But I disappointed her in bed. FML."

wryguy2765 8

Friday 13 September 2013 0:16

If hooking up with a guy you have been in love with forever and that you are soulmates can be ruined by non perfect sex then you don't deserve him

cleverbacon 3

Friday 20 September 2013 19:16

Men are teachable so are women. Be honest and learn.

Bradley_Dillon 39

Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:02

Is teachable a word?

rydin10 18

Sunday 6 October 2013 4:18

It's not gonna be perfect the first time around!!!

JamesRay 3

Tuesday 24 December 2013 18:20

I cant take anyone serious who makes claims of love while saying they hooked up with their soulmate. Just sounds too childish.

vincentcloud 4

Monday 13 January 2014 18:38

Try again....if it fails again...probally not gonna work out...been there, trust me its not gonna work

Rababco 29

Thursday 13 February 2014 17:27

OP, he sounds perfect. If you don't want him, I'll take him; I'm not interested in sex so I wouldn't care. Don't dump because the sex is bad, like you said, he's a perfect match in every other way. You can both learn how to have better sex and improve. Finding someone with the right personality that you have chemistry with and can build a healthy relationship with is much harder.