By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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xCrazyMexican 4

Hey op here's a tip for the lights put a sheet up over the window to block out the light. Hope you get some sleep soon.

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DocBastard 38

Watt's the big deal? You don't sound very bright to me. Let me shed some light on the situation - hang some blackout shades and wear ear plugs.

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devore504 7

how about some dark blinds and f their life they car got broken into while you worrying about sleep

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SandiRainbowFish 20

My grandparents have these blinds that make their bedroom completely black even in the middle of the day... It's heaven :)

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jennrotten 12

Maybe you can point out to your neighbors that since you're a light sleeper, you'll hear the burglars (like you just did) and they can nix the lights.

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fatalwish 6

ha karma at its finest i would have cheered on the robber as well!

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duckyeah 6

I wish you a better night's rest tonight! And you may want to speak with them about their obnoxious lights. Until then, close your blinds and pin sheets over the windows.

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isamisis 9

You really have to appreciate the irony.

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SApprentice 34

I'm actually fairly impressed by the thief. I get the feeling he was probably grinning the entire time.

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Grimmerie 31

He was probably trying to collect funds for a special cart to support his massive balls.

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greenie213 23

You need to retaliate! Set up about 50 laser pointers and point them a different windows of their house!

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perdix 29

The lights probably made stealing the car even easier. Now that your neighbors don't have a car, they'll be asking you for rides at all hours of the night or stealing your car.

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hannnahmarie 14

I suggest putting a dark blanket on your window or listening to some music while sleeping

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