By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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xCrazyMexican 4

Hey op here's a tip for the lights put a sheet up over the window to block out the light. Hope you get some sleep soon.

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DocBastard 38

Watt's the big deal? You don't sound very bright to me. Let me shed some light on the situation - hang some blackout shades and wear ear plugs.

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aribari373 5

It's cause their car stood out cuz they could see it

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bach2121 13

You deserved it, jk. Thats 100 bad luck

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ObeyStudKing 4

Get black curtains, buy some earplugs. Problem solved.

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ellytoad 13

As if "nearby sounds of robberies" are one of those things that one should expect on a nightly basis? For all you know, the OP lives in a perfectly silent neighborhood, aside from that one unfortunate anomaly.

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ballpython 15

I work nights and now I wear one of those stupid looking masks that block out the light. They really work and although they look idiotic I'm glad my wife got me one.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

By chance is your neighbor a black guy named Abel who kind of looks like Samuel Jackson.

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eccentrix 12

I feel for you, Fire Bomb Tim, but how else are they supposed to protect their car? Everyone knows thieves are sensitive to light.

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ellytoad 13

Thieves are humans, not nocturnal animals. Besides, things get stolen and broken into during the day too.

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FlyingPie 17

You're damned if they do, and you're damned if they don't.

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DenisTheMenace 13

Now I'm waiting for your neighbors fml. But fyl OP. I hope you can get proper rest soon

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