Money: Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks...

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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Narcissistic parents FTW

By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 20:30

Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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Mismanagement

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 01:30 - United States - Sheppton

Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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Drama Llama

By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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mahamii_93 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:07

then stop giving it to her!

ricosan 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:14

Join the club.

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shmem16 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:18

I have a friend thats mom tried to do that to her but, she cut her off as soon as it started lol

anton2012 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:37

my mom use to get upwards of $1,000 a month, I moved states.

777buddy777 0

Monday 26 September 2011 5:00

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

death_prevails 6

Monday 21 November 2011 21:36

So your mum is a politician?

shizzlemonkeys 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 5:39

dont talk to her then. sounds childish, but whats she's doing isn't exactly mature either..

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:13

Wow usually it's the other way around. I'm sorry OP.. FYL

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 14:08

Guess you can't talk to her anymore...

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